The homie @dameFK helped us out by deciphering the "real meaning" of several of our female twitter followers tweets. There is an art to doing this and only the sharpest of dudes have the skills necessary to read into what women are really saying in their tweets. Without further ado, here is what these women are really saying in their tweets...
1. @iCandeey : This sex music is def helping with the online test…gets my mind right
TRANSLATION: everytime someone walks in this room, i gotta minimize the screen w/ the porn on it so it looks like im taking a test.
2. @peacelovnstars7 : It’s never been like this before
TRANSLATION: if i don't figure out this whole no gag reflex thing idk how im gonna get this cell phone bill paid.
3. @breezyy_fbaby : Loooving my new haiiir.. already feels healthier!
TRANSLATION: nobody will notice the herpes this week.
4. @itsKendraaaa : I liked twitter a lot more when certain people didn’t have one
TRANSLATION: if my boyfriend notices how many times i tweet @TreySongz these nude pics he's gonna strangle me.
5. @uhohbrittanyy : Just because im going to the strip club doesn’t mean I fucking like girls!!
TRANSLATION: ever since my aunt felt me up that one time every trip to the strip club i have to tweet this.
8. @ayebaybay 08 : I’m bout to be so ruthless. everyone is gonna know how I really feel about them
TRANSLATION: I've raped my younger brother before & if things continue to go wrong for me i will rape him again.
9. @iCandeey : the ONLY thing that could shut me up right about now is dick..lol jk..
TRANSLATION: shes dead serious take off the lol jk.. & add an "S" making dick plural.
10. @cheerprincess4 : My pinky toes hurt from my shoes last night
TRANSLATION: i just poked holes in every condom he owns.
11. @excusemyfrench3 : I don’t know what to eat ugggghhhhhhh….
TRANSLATION: gotta remember to delete that google history...God please send me a man.
12. @manda_venezia : Yeah I lost my mind, help me find it I will lead the search
TRANSLATION: ( im fuckin puzzled by this tweet dog...did she really say this one or did y'all throw it in here to fuck w/ me ? lmaoooo ) no translation this bitch is obviously crazy. *blocks user name*
13. @Bek_DAWG : Fresh out the shower... tired from work… chillin drinkin my wine…<3
TRANSLATION: after tweeting this no one will suspect im actually about to masturbate ; )
"these bitches is sneaky but hopefully y'all learned a thing or two today. each tweet has a double, sometimes triple meaning to it. stay sharp." -@dameFK
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