After having an extensive conversation with the fellas, there seems to be a major epidemic amongst swag-less dudes having trouble removing heauxs from the premises. We here at StartItUp have compiled a list of 10 surefire ways to get a heaux outcha room: the immediately edition. *DISCLAIMER: if you are a complete lame don't bother reading, she ain't comin' over anyway*
10. "IF SHE AINT BOUT IT SHE CAN GET OUT IT" - basically like Cam said, "baby girl, you gone suck it or not?"
9. "Fake Sleep"-word to @bbillions - she'll never know the difference.
8. Leave the Room - cause you've got better things to do than babysit a heaux. She'll get the hint.
7. Invite another jump off over to the crib - let that heaux know she's replaceable.
6. Pick up the sticks - nothin' like goin from backshots to headshots!
5. Tell ya homie to give you an "emergency situation" / call yourself- shout out to @L_Little910 - set an alarm as an "emergency" phone call.
4. "If my girl catch you in here she gonna whoop ya ass..." - heauxs ain't tryna scuffle.
3. "I'm getting tested for an STD in the AM... gotta study up to pass." - She'll be at the 24-hr clinic in no time
2. "God told me not to do this for the bible tells us so." - Chuuuuuuuucchhh!
1. Nah really just get the fuck out... I really appreciate your effort though, call me next weekend.